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PEASANT
Freeforever
- ✓ 1 royal inquiry per day
- ✓ AI-painted manor illustration
- ✓ 3D rotating trophy with royal title
- ✓ Grim herald voice narration
- ✓ Shareable verdict page
- ✓ Public leaderboard entry
👑 ROYAL VAULT
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ROYAL VAULT
$2.99one-time tribute
- ✦ Everything in Peasant, plus:
- ✦ Unlimited royal inquiries
- ✦ 5 herald voice personalities
- ✦ Trophy customization (pedestals, gargoyles)
- ✦ Private gallery of thy manors
- ✦ Gold crown badge on leaderboard
- ✦ Priority over commoners
FREQUENTLY ASKED SCROLLS
Q: What if I am already a king?
A: Then thou art richer than the herald. Pay anyway — the heralds must eat.
Q: Is my manor stored in a castle?
A: Nay — in a database. Which is much like a castle but with SQL queries as the drawbridge.
Q: May I request a refund?
A: Contact support; we issue refunds within 14 days, no questions asked (except "why didst thou buy it?").
Q: Is this one-time or a recurring tribute?
A: One single tribute. No cursed auto-renewal.